
sam is sitting at his desk eating cheerios with a disgraceful ration of milk to cheerios, the bowl doused in hershey's syrup. he's watching the sports channel and laughing at the commentators. when i told him his portions were off, he yelled back "your portions are off!" and continued watching his big screen atop his shoe rack.
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haha greatness
I wish he'd said "your proportions are off" and then we could have all talked about boobs for a while. I kid I kid. But seriously, hershey's syrup? bleugh.
I'd also like to mention that the Captcha for being able to post this comment is: SUPSYSTA.
So, what'sup, sista?
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