orange is in the air

upon entering wal-mart
liz: bleughcksss...
me: what was that?
liz: i just caught a huge whiff of that smelly man.
me: people in general are so gross.

upon leaving wal-mart and stopping at the redbox
me: sick... people. i just caught a guy picking his nose as we were checking out.
liz: which one?
me: he was wearing an orange polo shirt... a bit over-weight...
liz: dark skinned?
(we both turned to see the guy in front of us at redbox and noticed he was wearing an orange polo shirt, was slightly overweight, and was dark skinned...)
me: um... no... (we slowly backed away and walked out)

at least overweight, orange polo shirt wearing man number 2 can be reassured he wasn't caught picking his nose. although, he was called "dark skinned." is that wrong?

nice one, liz. nice.