I'm keepin' it real! I'm just keepin' it real!

I'm glad I left my office door open today, because I overheard my coworker talking to his wife on the phone.

I’m here. I’m talkin’ to ya. Come on, babycakes. Focus.
Yes, Robert is here. In the flesh. (pause) No, I haven’t asked him that. It’s too personal. You can ask him.
Are you distracted? You drink that water.
Well that’s just a dream come true.
Why don’t you make that car payment? That would be dope if you did that.
I knowskies!
Alright buddy. Love you.
Are you distracted? (chuckles)
See you at home.

"Odd" is the word of the day every day in our wing.